What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
for the past weekend i have been listening to beyonce’s live concert to make me feel better. in a weird way it makes me feel better… idk.